A Bizarre initial reaction

A salute to Gordon Smart, the writer of the Sun's Bizarre column, by Hugh Muir in today's Guardian diary. Gordon's funny, he's informative. He's also without fear. "Anyone referred to by their initials is a muppet in my book. SJP? Not having it," he wrote of the actress Sarah Jessica Parker at the weekend. This may have amused Rupert Murdoch, or KRM as the high-ups call him. Also James Murdoch, the heir apparent, whom the chosen at News International affectionately call JRM. One day they may refer to their young writer, a prodigious talent by all accounts, as GS. He'd be a muppet too, and proud of it.