It has been estimated that the vocabulary of the English language consists of roughly 1 million words (although some linguists take that number with a grain of salt and say they wouldn't be surprised if it's off the mark by a quarter-million), with the myriad names of chemicals and other scientific entities contributing to the figure.
However, the subreddit 'Brand New Sentence' wants to convince us that we're only scratching the surface of the possibilities that it offers us. And if you look at their content, it's hard to disagree. Since its creation in 2018, the online community has gathered a vast, vast archive of funny and ridiculous phrases they believe haven't been said before, so get your notebooks and continue scrolling—you might wanna borrow some of these for your personal use.
#1 If Pregnancy Is God's Will, So Is Limp D*ck
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#2 “Would Apocalypse With”
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#3 “…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”
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#4 Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy
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#5 The Wise Animals
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#6 David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge
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#7 DIY Deportation
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#8 So You Don't Lose Any ''Tired''
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#9 Back In My Day
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#10 This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult
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#11 Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber
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#12 Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging
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#13 Wear Her Go To Work A*s
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#14 Thank Goodness It's An Alpaca
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#15 Jesus Of New Jersey
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#16 Well That Was A Great Idea
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#17 Honey Taster Bear
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#18 Excellent Use Of Free Will
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#19 Make Better Choices, Hawaiian Monk Seals!
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#20 Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food
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#21 Public Armpits
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#22 5% Bread Flavored Soda
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#23 I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For
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#24 Imagine…
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#25 Great Googily Moogily
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#26 Incelf On The Shelf
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#27 That’s Modern Milk For Ya
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#28 Cat Boosts Economy By Millions
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#29 Can't Wait To Use It!
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#30 Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls
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#31 A Potato On Drugs
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#32 Give Those Fish Catholic Guilt
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#33 I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence
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#34 Diagnosed Me With Ugly
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#35 Soup Of The Day Implies Another, Possibly Even Seductive, Soup Of The Night
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#36 80s Fashion Is Back ! 💅💅
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#37 Sting Jesus
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#38 The Son Goku Of White People
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#39 Charging My Cat's Fish
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#40 Luigi As The Official Symbol Of Resistance Against The Corporate Oligarchy
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#41 Made A Small Mistake
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#42 ‘Overeducated And Over-Gay”
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#43 Cosmetic Surgery Is Yassified Taxidermy For Alive Things
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#44 Fat D**k Spirit
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#45 Refusing To Wear Life Jackets Because They Would Ruin Their Selfies And Tans
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#46 A Unitedhealthcare CEO Murderer Lookalike Competition Was Held Today In New York
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#47 A Competition I Wish To Never Win
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#48 Looks Like A Silly Goober
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#49 How Are You Gonna Have A Whole Family Without Me
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#50 Roast Belt
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