Congratulations to Tom Brady, who is finally hanging up his cleats and calling it a career.
I have some advice for the GOAT, though: It’s time to live it up.
Seriously! We all know you love the TB12 method, the strict diet and making sure you hydrate a ton and all that.
And yeah, I know that keeping that up in retirement is a way to continue to promote the TB12 brand, which will no doubt be a part of your new, non-NFL life.
But … come on. Go celebrate now that you don’t need to be so darn liable. Here are some ideas: