Within the depths of Amazon you’ll find some of the coolest and weirdest things. And whether it’s strange barware that looks like an animal, a glow-in-the-dark headphones case, or a disco light for your toilet, the things gathered up below hit that perfect blend of strange and strangely awesome. Keep scrolling — these kooky things are so cool and so cheap on Amazon, and you’ll want all of them.
Eyes that are actually stakes for your plants
Your plants are an untapped resource! They could be helping you create a weird vibe in your space. These plant eyes stakes will solve that. Push them into the dirt, and your plants will stare back at you, creating the feeling that you are being watched and giving you someone to hang out with when you are home alone. This is a pair of eyes.
The elephant mug that holds your tea bag
Get comfortable and get lost in a good book while your tea brews in this green tea mug. When the tea bag is done steeping, pull it out and tuck it into the pocket behind the elephant’s head. There is no need to get up and lose your place. You can keep on sipping and reading for as long as you like. When you get up, cleaning up is simple.
A pair of happy avocado hand warmers
Your hands will be as happy as the avocado faces inside these rechargeable hand warmers next time the temperatures drop. Hold them in your hand. Keep them in a pocket. Or snap them together and drop them in the interior pocket of your coat to warm your core. The heat level is adjustable. They work together or apart. And there are three personalities to choose from.
A ghost-shaped AirPods case that glows in the dark
You could keep your AirPods in a slick white case like everyone else. Or, you could be the person who stores — and carries — those earbuds in this ghost-shaped case. It keeps them clean and safe and lets you clip them to a bag or keychain, so it is a practical — if cartoonishly silly — accessory for your tech rig. Even better, it glows in the dark, so you can easily find it in the bottom of your backpack or purse.
Creepy eyes that light up
These spooky eyes transform trees, shrubbery, or even your car’s interior into scary flashing eyes. They change colors, stare at people in a creepy way, and otherwise enhance your outdoor decor with little effort from you. Hang them and turn them on. They have a timer so you don’t have to remember to turn them off, and two modes so you can set how fast they blink.
Measuring spoons that look like cacti
These cute cactus measuring spoons are both functional and decorative. Instead of storing your measuring spoons away in a drawer, set the pot on a windowsill or counter and arrange the cacti into a plant-like scenario. You can use them to measure, rinse them off, and put them right back in the pot to dry. There are three plant styles to choose from.
A fidget toy that’s like popping Bubble Wrap
Johan & John Pop It Fidget Toys 2-Pack, Sensory Toys for Adults & Kids, Stress & Anxiety Relief Toys, Stylish Scandinavian Design, Robust & Firm, Poppet Loud on Both Sides, Magnolia and Seaside
Amazon -Keeping a fidget toy on hand to help you handle jitters, stress, and distractions is a great way to stay calm and productive. This set of two sensory toys is easy to have on hand, rendered in calming neutral shades, and replicates that satisfying sensation of popping Bubble Wrap. They also double as coasters. “Great to use in front of the TV,” said one reviewer. They come in four colors.
The cocktail glass that looks like a cephalopod
Next time you enjoy an adult beverage, do it in these octopus cocktail glasses. The glass is a big part of the fun of a drink, and this glass is a lot of fun. Create drinks that look amazing with tentacles growing from the bottom. Or just pour a glass of red wine into them for a fun photo op. “Blue cocktails make the glass look like a jelly fish,” said one reviewer. “The blue color travels through the tentacles like fiber optic and makes the tips of the tentacles blue.” They come in three colors.
Emotional support squishies
Kingwee Positive Emotional Support Dumpster Fires Plush Toy, 6 Cute Stuffed Fires in 1 Soft Dumpster, Funny Office Accessories Desk Decor, Gag Gift for Coworkers, Women & Men, Stress Relief Plushies
Amazon -Whether you want to tuck these dumpster fires into their own plush dumpster, arrange capybaras in a hot tub, or stuff pickles into a squishy pickle jar, there is something comforting, hilarious, and must-have about these plush toys that come with their own housing. There are five scenarios to choose from, and one is them is sure to hit a home run with you or whoever you give it to.
A hair clip that looks like a skeleton hand
Change up your hairstyle for something a little more spooky with this metal skull hand hair clip. It’s a capable hair clip. It also looks as if a skeleton is reaching up out of your mass of hair to hold it tidily to your head. Wednesday would approve. There are 12 spooky shapes and colors to choose from.
A candle snuffer with weird personalities
You could go around blowing out your candles after the seance is over or the spell is cast. But using this gold stag candle snuffer elevates the ceremony to new heights and saves your breath and dignity. Drop the head over the flame, and it will calmly stop the fire. Like magic. Or perhaps you would prefer a monocle-sporting rabbit, a raccoon wearing goggles, or one of the many other candle snuffing characters available.
A crystal ball that shows only flowers
When you look into this crystal ball, you will see only flowers, which is better than most things you can see in a crystal ball. This one is also a light. Set it on your bedside table, the mantle, or the bathroom vanity to offer a bit of beauty and some ambient light. There are four flowers to choose from.
This Dr Pepper candle
If you love Dr Pepper, you can say so with this Dr Pepper candle that looks just like a can of Dr Pepper and smells like one, too. It arrives with a can top that makes it look even more like a soda can so feel free to use it as a sight gag. Put it in the fridge before you open it and light it. “The smell is authentically Dr. Pepper and it burns slow,” said one reviewer.
A mouse pad that looks like a cat’s paw
A wrist rest is merely a soft place on your desk to protect your delicate appendages from contact with hard surfaces. Why not turn it into an opportunity to decorate? This adorable gel-like cat paw will protect your wrist and make you happy. “My wrist rests on the biggest part of the paw, and the heel of my hand rests on the toe beans,” reported one reviewer. “Super adorable,” said another. It comes in five colors. There is also a bear in two colors.
A disco party light for the toilet
Getting up in the night to use the bathroom does not have to be a boring stumble in the dark. This toilet disco light illuminates this trek while transforming the destination into a party. You will return to bed relieved and feeling like you just got home from a rave. It’s easy to adjust the lights to that party suits your style — soothing, energetic — and it turns on automatically when it senses your presence.
An artistic endeavor for everyone
Spend some time relaxing with this diamond painting kit instead of doomscrolling. You will feel better, be more present with your people, and come away with art you can hang on your walls. Somewhere between paint-by-numbers and cross-stitch, this is everything you need to get started. Use the sticky pen to mount colorful stones to the pre-drawn canvas. There are 20 images to choose from.
A multi-tool key for your keychain
Put this key on your keychain and you will always have a multi-tool with you to tighten a screw, open a box, or pop the top off your beer. It is also a pipe, so you can smoke from it in a pinch. There are over 16 tools hiding in this key, and it is too small to upset anyone at the TSA. “I use it to break down boxes, open bottles, push elevator buttons, etc,” said one reviewer. “I never thought I’d enjoy a little gadget this much.”
A cute deodorizer for the fridge
Set this fun guy in your fridge, filled with baking soda, and he will absorb all the bad smells in there and look cute doing it. It’s easy to pop his top off to refill him. And you will have someone to talk to when you open the fridge to stare in there, hoping to find something tasty. There are two styles. One is a mushroom and the other is an animated refrigerator.
Adorable curtain tiebacks that look like clouds
Bring some utilitarian whimsy into your home by using these cute cloud curtain tiebacks to hold your curtains open. They are window appropriate, given that they are clouds, and add a cheerful detail to the interior, with their smiles and kicking feet. They’re perfect for a child’s room, but there is no reason to let children have all the fun. They stretch and adjust so they will work for light airy curtains or heavy light-blocking ones. They come in white and pink.
Slippers that clean the floors
Pull on these mop slippers, hand them out to everyone in the house, put on some music, and have a dance party. Everyone will get a workout and the floors will get clean. They fit over a mop head, too, if you need to do an after-party touch-up. This is a pack of four pairs in an assortment of colors.
A pen that smells like dessert
Transform your journaling, drawing, or writing into a sensory experience with this dessert-scented pen diffuser set. Will the scent of baking cookies or a cinnamon roll help your prose? It will certainly boost your mood. If dessert is not your jam, there are 16 scent categories to choose from. One of them is certain to light up your creative brain.
This puzzle of a cat crapping
1000 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Crappy Cat Meow Time Gag Gifts for Women Cat Pooping Puzzle Funny White Elephant Gift
Amazon -You will laugh as this puzzle uncovers the story of a cat, perched happily on his throne, reading the paper, while an angry mom kitty — and her teenage kittens — scratch at the litter box door. Everyone plays their roles to perfection in this jigsaw puzzle. And your puzzling friends will be well pleased to receive it as a gift. “I might put it together again, glue it, and put it in the bathroom,” said one reviewer.
A happy pair of vegetable brushes
Doing prep work in the kitchen is a lot more fun with friends. And this vegetable brush scrubber set is a cheerful pair to work with. They stand on their own, creating a cute display when no one is working. But when it’s time to scrub dishes or vegetables, they are happy to help. Their backs are bristles, one is soft and the other hard.
A crocodile that preps dinner
NEW!! Croc Chop by Fullstar X OTOTO, Vegetable Chopper, Food Chopper, Cool Kitchen Gadgets, Crocodile Onion Chopper, Housewarming Kitchen Gifts, Multifunctional Vegetable Cutter, Cooking Gifts Gadgets
Amazon -Drop your vegetables into the mouth of this crocodile onion chopper, and they will never be the same. They will be pan- or plate-ready and chopped into perfect diced pieces. This croc is more than a hilarious sight gag. It is a serious kitchen tool that comes with two sizes of dicing blades, a ribbon blade, and a spiral blade. Having fun can be productive, too.
Spy pens with invisible ink
Leave secret love notes or security intelligence out in the open or secreted in a prearranged drop spot — the way spies do — and have no fears that your message will be read by anyone other than the person you intended it for. These spy ink pens write with invisible ink on one end and shine a light of that ink to make it visible on the other. Give each of your team of spies a pen to share the knowledge. This is a set of five in an assortment of colors.
A vase for your car’s dash
Bring the scents of nature to your car’s interior instead of canned perfumes with this tiny plant propagation station that lets you keep a single, scented bloom or a handful of herbs alive. Clip it to the vents. Add a bit of water. And enjoy. If you prefer a permanent solution, choose one of the dried flower bouquets that are designed to go with it.
A suncatcher framed in stained glass
Hang this stained glass suncatcher in a window and enjoy a light show in your room every time the sun pours in through it. The crystal spins and creates rainbows that travel around the room. The glass frame adds a pop of diffused color to the show. “The color play is outstanding!” said one reviewer. “Gorgeous!” It comes in three colors.
Weird lobster-shaped sandals
Your feet will be so cute served up in these lobster sandals. As you pad around the house or yard, posing as a crustacean, your feet will be protected. They are perfect for the beach or boating. But if lobster doesn’t grab you, there are other options: shark, fish, and other colors. There are seven options and eight sizes.
A hat that lets your ponytail out
Finally, you can put your hair up and wear a hat that isn’t a ball cap! This ponytail beanie has a cutout for your hair, allowing your top knot or ponytail to stick out so the hat fits and your ears and head stay warm. It works even if you forget your hair tie. “[I] use them without a ponytail holder,” said one reviewer. “It keeps my hair up without any slipping out for hours and hours of hiking.” It comes in 135 colors.
This furry panda purse
Cute Red Panda Crossbody Bag-Adorable Animal Shaped Purse with Big Eyes，Kawaii Anime Lovers Gift for Women & Girls(Orange and White)
Amazon -If you are going to carry a bag, make it an emotional support bag that reflects your love for small woodland creatures. This red panda crossbody bag is adorable, soft, and carries your essentials, freeing your hands for more important things. The strap is adjustable, and it comes in two colors.
A set of tiny but dangerous knives
The mini knife set is a practical way of expressing your obsession with knives. Too small to get you into any real trouble with the authorities, they are each a useful tool that attaches to your keychain. They are sharp enough to open a box or cut an apple and come with a leather sheath so you don’t cut anything by accident. They also come with a knife sharpener to keep them honed and a tin box to store or gift them in.
The hand towel that looks like a sheep
Replace that boring hand towel in your bathroom with this adorable and effective sheep hand towel and upgrade everything about the act of drying your hands. It is fun to pet the little guy — and he likes it. His microfiber wool is super absorbent and dries quickly so you never walk away with damp hands or encounter a wet towel. It comes in four colors.
A diffuser that could pass as a fireplace
Always wished you had a fireplace? This fireplace diffuser creates the calming and cozy effect of one without the fire hazard or need to move to an old home. It also diffuses humidity and scent into your space to add to the effect. Add some woodsy essential oils to the water you fill it with, and watch the flames it emits diffuse that scent into your space. The flame and tinder colors are adjustable; you control it with a remote, and it comes in two colors.
A mushroom holder for your incense
Can you really have enough mushroom decor? This incense holder increases your home’s mushroom decor holding capacity while offering a sensible place to burn incense. The big tray catches all the ash while the largest mushroom holds the incense stick aloft. It comes in two colors.
Llama pillows that are great for cuddling
Ryttir Ultra Soft Stuffed Llama Stuffed Animal Plush Pillow- 40" Long Fluffy Alpaca Hugging Toy,Hypoallergenic Llama Toys for Kids & Adults
Amazon -Tucking a pillow between your knees is a great way to sleep soundly while preventing back pain. But you don’t have to settle for a pillow. This soft stuffed llama is a much cuter option, and it offers a bit of friendly comfort, too. In fact, why not skip pillows altogether and fill the bed with comfy friends willing to act like pillows? There are several colors of llama, a rabbit, a hippo, a dog, and a snake to choose from.
A spilled coffee bookmark
Add some fun to your reading habit with this spilled coffee bookmark that looks as if a cup of coffee spilled onto the page you are reading. This might be a horror scenario for some book lover. But since the book is fine, there is no harm done, and you can laugh about it. The cup peeks out from the top of the book when it's closed, making the entire scenario hilarious.
A fidget toy that lets you pluck
If picking at your skin or hair is your nervous habit, this fidget toy gives you a way to indulge it without doing yourself harm. Tweezer away at the colorful hairs that simulate the sensation of pulling out hairs. “I bought these on the recommendation of my therapist as a way to redirect my skin-picking habit,” said one reviewer. They’ve been surprisingly effective.” There are six styles, and they come with tweezers.
A hedgehog that holds the door
If you are using a brick to hold the door open, this hedgehog door stopper is a much better idea. Soft on your feet if you accidentally kick it. Cute enough that you will apologize if you do. It is heavy and decorative so you can set it on a shelf to hold a few books up when you want the door closed. Choose from 17 cute animals, plants, and mythical beings.
Fun vases that hug
These hugging flower vases are a simple decor item — clean, white, and elegant — that also conveys a sweet message about the importance of hugs. The flapper-like arms reach for each other and evoke hugging penguins. Create charming vignettes by arranging flowers in them and posing them. They come in four colors.
A brain that you can squish & toss
These stress balls are a photo op in the waiting. Squish them. Toss them. And play with them to relieve stress and alleviate hand pain and weakness. They are satisfying and calming. But they also make a pleasing splat if you throw them at the wall. Also, they are brains. So it’s funny.
A shower mat that’s like a loofah
Level up your shower by turning the surface you stand on into a delicious foot scrub with this shower mat that feels like a loofah. It looks pretty, too. Water and soap run right through it. The backing is grippy so you won’t fall. And you can throw it in the wash to clean it. There are 19 patterns.
A tentacle door handle
Why take the time to install a boring handle on a door or cupboard when this tentacle door handle exists? Transform a cabinet into a steampunk beauty with several of these and a few screws. Use it as a desk drawer handle or replace the handle on your closet or interior doors. “This cool handle is on our front door,” said one reviewer.
A pet brush that steams them clean
If your pet is getting a bit wild looking (and smelling), use this pet steam brush to brush out that unruly fur while giving it a light steam cleaning. It’s less stressful than a bath but does the job in most cases. The steam is a cool mist, so no one will get burned. Even water-hating pets enjoy this spa treatment, and it's rechargeable, so it's easy for you, too. It comes in two colors.
Little vases for flowers in the car
These car accessories are an easy way to spruce up your vehicle’s interior, express your love of all things botanical, and enjoy every drive. The tiny vases are filled with bright daisies and are easy to stick to your dash, vents, or wherever you think they should go. “[These] bring so much joy and personality to my car!” said one reviewer. “The flowers dance while I drive, which makes my dashboard look so lively and fun.”
A tulip to brew the tea
Every cup of tea can be a botanical adventure if you use this tulip tea infuser to brew it. The budding tulip sticks up out of your glass as the tea steeps, giving your daily cuppa a hit of beauty, personality, and floral grace. It’s easy to pluck the flower out when your tea is done, too. “I absolutely love using it for my loose-leaf teas — it’s not only adorable but also super easy to use,” said one reviewer.
A pry bar for your keychain
Attach this keychain pry bar to your EDC, and you will be surprised by how often you reach for it. It can open a box, peel off a sticker, pry things apart, and turn a screw. It’s stylish looking, too. “Best tool I never knew I needed!” said one reviewer. “I wish I had this 30 years ago!”
A buddy to hold the paper towels
Being able to reach for a paper towel — one-handed — to wrap up a snack, clean up a spill, or cover a dish makes working in the kitchen less frustrating. Having this cute and helpful little paper towel holder mind the towels until you need one makes the work more fun and the kitchen more charming. He applies a little pressure so you can grab and tear without flinging towels everywhere. He comes in white or black.
Flower vases that look like rice balls
These adorable mini flower vases are inspired by Japanese onigiri rice balls and bring whimsy and flowers to every corner of your home. Insert a few dried flowers into the hole in the top and set them on your desk, bedside table, in front of books on a shelf, or anywhere you need a flash of cute. This is a pack of five vases. There are also several other shapes that are equally charming.
A game that’s like writing ransom notes
This fun party game asks you to explain something complex with the random assortment of magnetic words you were dealt. It tests your communication skills and leads to hilarity. “Played with family and coworkers and we laughed our heads off,” said one reviewer. “We picked up the Ransom Notes NSFW Expansion Pack for our game nights, and it has been an instant favorite,” said another. There are four expansion packs.
A copper charm that keeps flowers blooming
This cute flower food charm is a much better way to keep your fresh-cut flowers happy and thriving than dropping a penny into the water. Most pennies are not made with pure copper. These charms are. Drop one into the water, and your flowers will last longer. It looks pretty in clear vases, too. It comes with a microsuede pouch to keep it safe while you wait for someone to send you flowers. There are two shapes.
This wild parrot wine opener
OTOTO Pinot Wine Bottle Opener - Parrot Wine Opener - Wing Corkscrews for Wine Gifts, Corkscrews for Wine Bottles - Wine Opener Manual, Cool Gadgets with Wings, Bar Accessories, Corkscrew Wine Opener
Amazon -Next time you open a bottle of wine, make it an event. This parrot wine opener is flashy, festive, and fun. As you deploy the corkscrew, its wings open. Close the wings to pull the cork out. The beak will open a bottle and the parrot’s name is Pinot! Perfection. But if your taste in wine and festivities run to darker hues, there is also a bat named Vino.
The magic that turns fires blue
With magical flames in your bag of tricks, you will be the life — or magician — of every party where there is a fire. Toss the packets into the flames and watch the wonder. It helps to draw everyone’s attention away from the fire first by pointing eerily into the woods and wondering, “Did you see that?” This is a pack of 25 packets, enough for many magical evenings.
A diffuser that’s a lamp & air purifier
Himalayan salt crystal lamp? Check. Essential oil diffuser? Yep! Cool mist humidifier? Absolutely. This ultrasonic essential oil diffuser is every calming appliance on your wish list, all wrapped up into one tidy and effective package. It delivers clean air, relaxation, calming scents, and skin-healing moisture, as well as an LED light system with a timer in a small footprint and at an affordable price.
Collagen masks that are so hydrating
PLANTIFIQUE V-Line Collagen Mask for face 5 PCS | Chin Strap for Women & Men | V Line Lifting Mask with Collagen and Hyaluronic Acid V Shape Face Tape Chin | Skin Firming
Amazon -Wrap yourself up in this collagen mask and soak up the hyaluronic acid, aloe vera, and seaweed extracts. You will emerge moistened, refreshed, and looking youthful after a 30-minute rest. “After each use, my face feels cleaner, softer, and visibly brighter. It really helps minimize my pores and reduce redness,” said one reviewer.
This wild game of challenges
Ready for a challenge? This game of wacky challenges dials them up so you don’t have to think them up. Pull a challenge card and test your skills. You can bet on the outcome, compete with friends, or play alone. It’s all fun. “Our ABSOLUTE FAVORITE family game!!!” said one reviewer. “We bring it to every family get-together!” There is a core game and one expansion pack.
A dinosaur to hold your tacos
Funwares Original Tacosaurus - Dinosaur Taco Holder, Fun and Practical White Elephant Gift, Hold 2 Tacos
Amazon -Taco night is a lot more fun and dangerous if you invite a dinosaur and ask it to hold the tacos. This taco holder is a dinosaur, serving dish, sight gag, and toy all rolled into one. It holds two tacos on its back. It looks ferocious all the way through your meal. It will also hold donuts, sandwiches, and other snacks.
A fast & fun marble game challenge
Funwares WobbleBall Marble Balancing Game – 50 Colorful Marbles Stored Inside for Easy Cleanup, Exciting Family Challenge for Kids & Adults, Fun Party Game, 1-4 Players, Perfect Holiday, Birthday Gift
Amazon -Stack the marbles onto the bowl. Be careful! If it tips over and spills all the marbles, you lose. You get 50 marbles to work with in this balancing game, and getting them all onto that wobbly base is a challenge that will improve your coordination, fine motor skills, and hand-eye coordination. There are two options: The single-tier bowl or the three-tier one.
A gun that shoots shots
Funwares 6oz Shot Glass Adult Beverage Blaster, 100% Food-Safe Party Sprayer, Leak-Resistant & Mess-Free, Group Game Gift for White Elephant, Backyard or Pool Fun for Splashy Party Fun
Amazon -This adult beverage blaster takes shotguns up a notch. Instead of pouring beer from the can down your throat, shoot whatever beverage you want at your mouth at the pull of the trigger. It shoots a 6-ounce stream of whatever you load into it with surprising precision. You can even shoot at people from a distance. “Who knew I needed a gadget that could shoot a shot straight into my mouth like a futuristic party cannon?” said one reviewer. “10/10 would recommend.”
A mug that looks like a coffee pot
When you drink your coffee from this big coffee mug, it will look as if you skipped the cup altogether and decided to drink straight from the pot. It’s funny, but it’s also practical. The base is wide and stable. The lid is leakproof. The borosilicate glass can take the heat. And the handle is big and easy to hold. There is also a smaller, espresso version.
A huge egg that’s full of dinosaurs
National Geographic Jumbo Dinosaur Egg Dig Kit - Dig Out 12 Dino Figures & Replica T. Rex Tooth from Giant 6" Egg, Dino Egg, Jumbo Egg, Giant Egg, Dinosaur Egg Toys, Educational Science Kits
Amazon -If you have always wanted to be the person who discovers a dinosaur while innocently digging in the yard, this dinosaur egg kit can make that dream a reality. Carefully chip and brush away the earth, and you are guaranteed to find quite a large number of dinosaurs. Use the included learning guide to ID your specimens and add them to your collection.
