Breaking up with someone isn't easy, even if you believe it's for the best. Worse yet, it takes ages to explain what happens when we want to pour our hearts out to a trusted confidant, with certain aspects of the story often requiring a plot of their own. Seriously, just think of the number of memes our friends could scroll through instead of listening to our yapping. However, we live in an age in which the internet finds a way to reduce everything to the smallest digestible portion, and this is no exception — a trend has emerged on social media that invites people to describe their exes by comparing them to brands. So, we took a look through the most popular platforms and hand-picked the funniest ones we could find. Enjoy!
#1
Netflix cuz I shared him with 5 other girls and I am the only one paying
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#2
Twitter because he is now my X
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#3
IKEA... because every time I'd just go home and do it myself
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#4
Tommy Hilfiger cause Hilfiger out a way to lie about anything
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#5
Forever 21, cuz its not like he is growing up
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#6
Hello Kitty cuz he said hello to every kitty
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#7
Banana Republic... Because his banana was really public
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#8
Ross, cause I settled for less
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#9
Uber: same ride, new passanger every night
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#10
McDonald's "Cheap, greasy, and always open for the next customer."
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#11
Temu. Looks okay on the surface, but cheap and easily broken
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#12
Walmart. Everyone's been in it
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#13
Apple: always updated but somehow never changed
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#14
Coca-cola. Addictive but terrible for your health
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#15
Lush, experts in love bombs
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#16
Superdry cause honey, I was
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#17
Duracell "Kept going… and going… and going… with my best friend."
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#18
CVS cuz I have hella receipts
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#19
Make A Wish because I was doing charity work
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#20
Brand? Baby, he was thrift
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#21
Victoria Secret cause Victoria is his secret
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#22
Shein, looked better in photos
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#23
Dollar general because he didn't have a dollar in general
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#24
Build a bear. I built that man
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#25
Wi-fi always searching for other networks
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#26
Airbnb, promises warmth and a place to stay, but you always feel like a temporary guest.
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#27
Taco Bell. Delicious regret
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#28
Bluetooth because connected to any device which are on
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#29
Nike
Just do it with anyone. Literally.
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#30
Maserati, everybody thinks they’re great and all but in the end they’re unreliable.
#31
McDonald’s…because Big Mac had a little nugget
#32
Toys”R”Us cause he played too many games
#33
H&M bc he loved her AND me
#34
Dior, cuz he was going to every girls door
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#35
Range Rover - Looks the part but eventually it's gonna let you down
#36
Balenciaga – Overhyped, expensive, and makes everything about itself, even when it’s absurd
#37
MAC (Many Affairs Certified)-Looks premium, but every girl has a piece of him
#38
Airbnb: "Belong Anywhere" just not with me
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#39
Red Bull – Gave you wings… then crashed you into a wall.
#40
Verizon "Used to be reliable, but now just drops me randomly."
#41
Brand? Just a "made in China"
#42
Uno: she makes up her own rules
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#43
Monopoly cheaters edition
#44
Guess, because i had to guess his sexuality
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#45
Amazon cause he's been with every girl from A-Z
#46
7/11 - open 24 hours
#47
Nike, cause when he broke up with me he didn’t give any explanation, he just did it
#48
Taco bell - have the sh*ts after
#49
h&m, looks promising but its all just polyester, no authenticity at all
#50
Minimalist-I think the name says it all
