1. First off, it's really ugly
2. It's just vile
3. It gets even worse in winter
4. Seriously, don't ever come here in winter
5. There's no history
6. Oh, apart from those castles they're always banging on about - but they're nothing special
7. If you want culture, you'll have to go to London
8. The towns are all depressing
9. They all look the same
10. With boring streets
11. And horrible houses
12. The cities are even worse
13. They're just full of hideous 1960s office blocks
14. It's hard to say anything good about them at all
15. The Valleys are famous for being depressing
16. And the rest of the country is just fields and sheep, isn't it?
17. There's no other wildlife at all
18. Maybe the odd fish
19. It's really hard to drive around
20. And going by train is a nightmare
21. There's nothing unique about Wales at all
22. Welsh people mainly just eat seaweed
23. So you'll never find anywhere nice to eat
24. Just the same chain restaurants as everywhere else
25. The pubs are crap too
26. They're just bland chain pubs serving lager and warm bitter
27. If you like beaches, you'll need to go to Cornwall
28. There are no nice beaches in Wales
29. The whole coastline is drab actually
30. There's nothing to see
31. Nothing to do
32. And nowhere to go
33. No one talented has ever come from Wales
34. And just struggling through their miserable lives
35. And no one important has ever visited
36. Come to think of it, nothing important has ever happened in Wales
37. There's nowhere nice to stay
38. And we never get any good festivals
39. Wales is really small so there are no unspoilt open spaces
40. It's just a polluted, concrete jungle
41. So you'll never be able to gaze at the night sky
42. Or catch a morning sunrise
43. Or watch the sun go down
44. It rains all the time in Wales
45. Which is why Welsh people mostly stay indoors
46. The Welsh are constantly claiming it's a beautiful country
47. But they're just so obviously wrong
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