It’s Tom Brady’s birthday, and let’s face it, he looks fantastic for someone who can barely handle a White Claw and hasn’t eaten a processed carb in decades.
Brady’s refusal to age on or off the field is equal parts fascinating and infuriating, but it doesn’t change the fact that the man is 45 years old and has seen a lot over the course of his lifetime. Eight presidents! Every reinvention of Madonna! New Coke!
To celebrate Brady’s 45th birthday, we put together a list of 45 things that seem totally ancient but are still younger than Tampa Bay’s beloved quarterback.
Buckle up.
