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Edvinas Jovaišas

40 New Dad Jokes I Drew On Sandwich Bags For My Kids

Article created by: Sandwich Bag Dad

School lunch is never a simple affair at our place. While sandwiches are usually the order of the day, it's the brown lunch bags themselves that really set things apart.

My name is Dave, although most people know me by my alter ego, "Sandwich Bag Dad". For over 11 years now, I have been drawing daily dad joke cartoons and puns on my children's lunch bags.

It all started when my eldest daughter started school. With a newborn in the house at the time, my wife tried to make our firstborn feel special by cutting some shapes in her school lunch sandwiches. After a few days, I took over the sandwich-carving duty. Pretty soon I realized that it was far easier, and more fun, to draw directly on her lunch bags.

I haven't stopped since. Below is a collection of a few of my favorites from 2023.

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#1 Lunch That Day Was Quite Chewy

#2 This One Was Quite A Hit!

#3 This One Was Marvel-Lous

#4 Some Fairytales Are More Far Fetched Than Others

#5 Birch Please

#6 Doll-Ing Out The Lunch Bag Puns

#7 I Often Tailor My Bags

#8 Another Brad Day?

#9 Someone Had A Brush With Death

#10 This One Was A Hit

#11 Royally Bad. I Know

#12 I Didn't Shoes The Lunch Bag Life. The Lunch Bag Life Shoes Me

#13 Whats The Motor With Him?

#14 Corny. I Know

#15 Guten Tag, Or Should That I Say Guten Hashtag

#16 I'm Never Afraid To Help With Math Homework

#17 Thought I Might Get Blocked For Posting Too Many Puns

#18 Some Bags Are A Lot Of Wok

#19 I Think Of The Ramen Empire A Lot. Especially When I'm Soba

#20 What's Sup?

#21 Some Days My Kids Are Petri-Fied To See What Puns Have Graced Their Lunch Bags

#22 Dozen Look Too Good For These 6

#23 A Pop-Ular One

#24 Star Doors

#25 Lunch That Day Was A Pretty Roar

#26 Another Prime (Number) Example

#27 No Pun Nintendo'ed

#28 I Was On A Roll That Day. Well, She Was On A Roll. But You Know What I Mean

#29 Another Jordanary One

#30 This One Was A Smash Hit

#31 Iykyk

#32 Blame It On The (Lunch) Baggy

#33 Another Cheesy One

#34 My Kids Thought This One Was Pith-Etic. I Hoped It Would Have More Ap-Peel

#35 One For Those That Work In Hide-T

#36 "Looks Watson Your Lunch Bag Today!"

#37 Shell-Arious!

#38 A Rare Bag About The Netflix Hit

#39 This One Caused Quite A "Stir"

#40 Bombastic Cider, A Crimin-Ale Offen-Sip Cider

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