1. The first thing you need to know about Bury is it's really ugly
2. Honestly, it's pretty unpleasant
3. In winter, it's even worse
4. People in Bury are always really stressed out
5. And it's not surprising when you see how crowded it is
6. The towns and villages all look the same
7. It's just mills, mills and more mills
8. People in Bury like to go on about the rolling hills, but they're not that great
9. And everyone just spends their weekends in Manchester anyway
10. The whole place is just a post-industrial wasteland
11. Sunsets in Bury are the worst
12. But not as bad as the sunrises
13. And if you want a decent walk you'll have to go somewhere else
14. There are no interesting ways to travel around
15. And there's nowhere interesting to eat
16. People say Ramsbottom is quirky but it's actually just full of chains
17. The pubs all look the same too
18. Honestly, there's nowhere to get a decent drink in Bury
19. All the bars are just so new
20. Everyone in Bury just eats black pudding anyway
21. The shops are really bland too
22. And the architecture's terrible
23. If only it was a vibrant, multi-cultural town famous for knowing how to have a good time
24. People from Bury are as moody as the weather
25. No one ever dresses up to go out
26. There's no history
27. And people in Bury are definitely stuck in the past
28. In fact, nothing important happened here ever
29. There's nothing to see
30. And nowhere to go
31. In fact, there's nothing nice to do at all
32. So do yourself a favour and don't bother with Bury
33. You'll absolutely hate it
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