It was not, in fact, a very happy Thanksgiving for the Dallas Cowboys.
In an overtime loss to the Las Vegas Raiders, the two teams combined for 28 — TWENTY. EIGHT. — penalties and 276 (!!) yards. The Cowboys were whistled for 14 infractions for 166 yards, the latter of which was a franchise record. It was pretty funny to watch, but maybe not to be a part of.
And of course, that was mostly what players, coaches and one owner talked about after the game, with a few quotes that just stuck with me the morning after a sloppy contest on Turkey Day.
So here they are, in all their glory:
