1. The first thing you need to know about Pembrokeshire is just how ugly it is
2. Honesty, it's vile
3. In winter, it's even worse
4. The towns are really boring
5. They're full of houses that all look the same
6. Just count yourself lucky you don't have to live in them
7. Everyone in Pembrokeshire is always banging on about their coastline - but it's nothing special
8. There's no history
9. No history whatsoever
10. It's like nothing ever happened here
11. The castles are the worst in Wales
12. Unless you like beaches there's nothing to do
13. And the beaches are rubbish anyway
14. They're always packed full of tourists
15. Seriously, don't bother with Pembrokeshire's beaches
16. The food is terrible
17. Just loads of chain restaurants
18. And chain pubs
19. And there's nowhere nice to stay the night
20. There's nothing interesting to see
21. And there's no wildlife
22. Just a few sheep maybe
23. You have to go everywhere by car
24. Pembrokeshire people are always really stressed out
25. And it's not surprising when you see what they have to deal with
26. Imagine waking up to a sunrise this dull
27. And having to end your days like this
28. So, whatever you do, do not go to Pembrokeshire
29. You'll absolutely hate it
