1. Llanthony Priory

The rest of the day was presumably a write-off. Thank heavens for those WCs
2. Paxton's Tower

Take note if you don't like cows or a walk in inclement conditions
3. Snowdon

There's some of the most dramatic scenery in the country to be seen... if you can tear your eyes from the oddly-proportioned humans
4. Carreg Cennen Castle
There we are then
5. Pen y Fan

Come for the mountains. Stay for the cheesburgers.
6. Margam Castle

Anyone doubting the rich tapestry of the chicken kingdom - get down Margam Park
7. St David's Cathedral

Let's hope so
8. Rhossili

So cold, even the mere idea of a dip can induce instant death (Probably. We haven't dared dip a toe to find out)
9. Coney Beach

And also surprised that you're not in Florida, we'd have thought
10. Cwmdonkin Park

Fingers crossed
11. Bute Park
No better, no worse
12. Gower

Nice beach after nice beach. Couldn't they have mixed it up a bit?
13. Castell Coch
Say what you see
14. Dunraven Bay

Worth a try
15. South Stack lighthouse

Absolutely unequivocally, indisputably, unerringly correct
16. The Great Orme

The Great Orme has the world's greatest concentration of delighted pensioners and primary school children
17. Gregynog Hall
Gregynog takes an unusually game-led approach to security patrols
18. Merthyr Mawr dunes

Damn unruly sand. Can we get someone to sort that please?
19. Bike Park Wales
Sounds like the mountain bike trails could do with a good clean
20. Oystermouth Castle

So you'll need to decide whether your interest in this historic castle is greater than your concern about unduly steep gradients
21. Newport Transporter Bridge
And there was us expecting a hot stone massage and pedicure while we were up there
22. Cardiff Bay
A truly terrifying experience
23. St Fagans National History Museum
Harsh
24. Wildfowl and Wetland Centre

Maybe consider some sensible footwear
25. Pennard Castle

That's the end of that then