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Christina O'Neill

25 sentences that prove you're from Glasgow without even having to say it

We might take it for granted at times, but Glaswegians are a distinctive bunch.

We have a way with words, a unique sense of humour and generations of in-jokes that you could only really know from living in our city – or at least knowing someone who does.

Whether you're 18 or 80, there are some universal truths and time-honoured customs that we've grown up with that are here to stay. Meeting under the clock at Central, asking 'how?' instead of 'why?' and getting told off for putting on 'the big light' on.

We asked and the readers answered – here's a round up some of your best comments telling us how you can prove you're from Glasgow without flat-out saying it.

Stuart Robertson: "Sports socks, two fur a pound."

Nancy Graham: "Going for the messages when you mean the shopping."

Davie Gold: "Baw Hair is a recognised unit of measurement."

Megan Byrne: "It’s like Blackpool illuminations in here” and “Come in when the street lights come on.”

Stephen Spence: "Got in a fight way goths at the Four Corners.'

Arran Away: "Ye hink a came up the Clyde oan a banana boat?"

Martin McCool: "I'm from Clydebank or Bellshill, but when I meet somebody on holiday, I can't be bothered explaining where that actually is."

Rhona McKenzie Lang: "What school did you go to?"

Fiona Angu: 'I'm from where that statue wears a cone on his napper. And yer da sells Avon. The chippy sells batter covered Mars bars and Buckfast is consumed more than Strathy water.'

Raymond Binnie: "Cumfy?"

Moe Rocksmoore: "Bolt ya rocket..."

Melissa Sinclair: "Your vocabulary contains "am urney" rather than "I'm not," "a um" instead of "I am" and "how come?" rather than "why not?" Or in general "how?" being used instead of "why?"'

Yogi Clark: "I go 'up the Toon' fae the Sou-Side."

Wilma Marshall: "Locarno on a Saturday, Majestic on a Sunday.'

Linda Rask: "Stood up outside Boots the chemist Union Street-Argyle Street'.

Liz Russell: "When you cheered John Smeaton for pure deckin him.. Kwality."

BBC: "So when did you realise it was a terrorist attack Mr Smeaton?"

JS: "When I seen the flames skooshin oot the back o' the motor.."

The iconic Barras sign (Barras Art and Design)

Gordon Parkin: "You three are a right pair!" – Gran.'

Paulo McNab: "Meeting your pals under the clock at Central."

Gail Munro Ross: "Up Sauchie, doon Buchie and alang Argyle."

Margaret Taylor: "Are ye winchin?"

Siobhan Schofield: "Diluting juice."

John Dickson: "Tinseltown in the rain."

Boab Robertson: "Hide, there's the provie wuman!"

John Paterson: "Haud yer wheesht."

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