2016: are you hygge or basic?

Hygge. Composite: Getty

1. 

   There's a power cut on Boxing Day. Do you …

   1. Not even notice because you've got the whole house lit by candles already ​

      Add a point in B

   2. Spend hours getting wound up on the phone trying to get an electrician

      Add a point in A

2. 

   Your perfect afternoon would comprise:

   1. Watching Planet Earth while hiding behind your mermaid blanket

      Add a point in B

   2. A brisk walk through the forest, drinking in nature

      Add a point in A

3. 

   Meatballs are

   1. Based on a passed-down recipe from your Nordic great grandmother and you have had the organic reindeer meat on order since July

      Add a point in A

   2. The bribe you use to get your significant other to brave Ikea with you

      Add a point in B

4. 

   Blake is:

   1. A great name

      Add a point in A

   2. A surname

      Add a point in B

5. Holes in your jeans are:

   1. There on purpose and MASSIVE. More rip, less jean is your Jenner-inspired mantra

      Add a point in A

   2. An excuse to get crafty. That embroidery basket won't use itself

      Add a point in B

6. Autumn is:

   1. A hashtag!

      Add a point in A

   2. A season!

      Add a point in B

7. The Cardigans are:

   1. 90s one-hit wonders. Lovefool was on that mixtape given to you by an ex who is now a 3D street artist

      Add a point in B

   2. A subversive way to retroactively wear a winter classic

      Add a point in A

8. 

   A tin of Quality Street is:

   1. Where you'll find the sewing kit

      Add a point in B

   2. Your favourite thing about Christmas

      Add a point in A

9. 

   Your Boxing Day walk outfit:

   1. Merino wool leggings (great for skiing), ancient black Hunter wellies, a fisherman’s sweater and a cashmere blanket you keep in the car boot

      Add a point in B

   2. Skinny jeans tucked into the new Uggs you asked Santa for, faux fur gilet artfully layered over cashmere tunic from the Boden sale

      Add a point in A

10. Your local bar is:

    1. Actually spelled Barre and where you are most Sunday mornings

       Add a point in A

    2. Round the corner

       Add a point in B

11. Butter is:

    1. Dairy

       Add a point in B

    2. A good fat in, like, moderation and in, like, bullet coffee

       Add a point in A

12. 

    Lean ...

    1. Yung?

       Add a point in B

    2. In! S/o the sisterhood!

       Add a point in A

13. You hate:

    1. Your friends, fat arms, bread and the patriarchy

       Add a point in A

    2. Private healthcare, corruption, man-made fibres and the patriarchy

       Add a point in B

14. On Christmas Eve, your last minute errands will be:

    1. Foraging the fresh ivy you like to tie your artisan linen table napkins with and delivering mason jars of homemade sloe gin as gifts to all of your neighbours

       Add a point in A

    2. Waitrose in six mins – lots of the spenny Heston stuff for a festive treat

       Add a point in B

Buckets

1. Basic

2. Hygge