1. It's really, really ugly
2. Absolutely shockin'
3. Especially at night
4. It's even worse in the summer
5. And don't even talk about the winter...
6. The city centre is an eyesore
7. And there's absolutely zero craic anywhere
8. Seriously, it's dead on a Saturday night
9. There's barely any decent shops
10. And nowhere nice to eat
11. Can't even get a decent pint anywhere
12. And there's no vibe about the place
13. The entire city is just awful to look at
14. There's no music scene to speak of
15. Barely any history to the place at all
16. Not even a decent sports team
17. In fact, tourists would be hard pressed to find anything to do
18. Seriously, there's nothing interesting about the place
19. Just do yourself a favour and don't come to Belfast
