15 hilarious Christmas jokes that will impress your friends and family
Christmas time is just here, and we could all do with cheering up after the last 21 months.
With the hectic gift shopping, gift wrapping, planning the Christmas dinner and organising everything can lead to stress.
It’s important to take time to look after your head and find take time to relax., and laugh of course.
Here are some of the best punny Christmas jokes we could find heading into the holidays that will impress your family and friends over the Christmas break.
- How do you wash your hands over the holiday? With Santa-tizer.
- What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer? Rude-olph.
- Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Prevley
- What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
- Christmas is a special time of year, as Santa graces you with his presents.
- What did one Christmas tree say to the other? You’ve got a lot of balls coming in here like that.
- Did you hear production was down at Santa’s workshop? Many of his workers had to elf isolate.
- What's big and jolly and says, "Oh, oh, oh"? Santa Claus walking backwards.
- What does Santa do when his elves misbehave? He gives them the sack!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
- What kind of music do elves like to listen to? Wrap!
- Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary. Mary who? Mary Christmas!
- What is one of the best Christmas presents that you can give and receive? A broken drum. Why? Because you can’t beat it!
- What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.
- Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a Merry Christmas.
