You know what you're going to get with Penneys.
The bargain masters have stores all over Ireland, and, with low prices and high levels of stock, it's safe to say they're pretty good at what they do.
Right?
Well, not for everyone. While some feel at home in Penneys, others regard a trip as the stuff of nightmares.
And some aren't shy about making their feelings known – a fact that's responsible for some absolutely hilarious moments.
We've trawled through the worst reviews of Penneys, and unearthed some true gems from shoppers left incensed by their visit.
Here are 12 of the most ridiculous reviews of Penneys – from used underwear to couple wars.
1. We'll kick things off with a good old-fashioned hostage situation
This shopper clearly wasn't too happy with their experience.
2. This reviewer wasn't too happy when their sit-down was interrupted by a manager
The couple still love Penneys, though. And who could blame them?
3. The less said about this next review, the better
We're praying this is a joke.
4. A fair point, this. What will his mate do?
We hope he found a suitable present in the end.
5. And the award for most modern couple goes to...
Sometimes you really just want a substantial meal and a pint. Agreed about the seats, though.
6. One reviewer was feeling philosophical about their experience
Maybe a little strong?
7. Another harsh one here – but this time it's the customers under the microscope
We categorically do not believe the men's section is the size of a portapotty.
8. This shopper was feeling the heat on their Penneys journey
To be fair, it is roasting in there.
9. His missus takes ages, and he thinks the shoes are crap. We can see why this fella isn't too happy
To be fair to his girlfriend, we've all found ourselves dragged down the rabbit hole when it comes to Penneys.
10. We're not exactly sure what's going on in this review – but that's not a happy camper
Nothing worse than a broken Penneys promise.
11. Does this reviewer have an issue with the business model – or is it more the amount of time his girlfriend spends there?
And the political becomes personal.
12. As sensible a Penneys review as you're likely to see
They do focus too much on the younger generation, we reckon.
