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Dominyka Proškėnaitė

“My Kid Cried”: People Show What They Ordered And What They Received And Most Of Them Are Pretty Bad

More often than not these days, when you buy something, you don’t actually see it until it shows up in front of you. Online shopping, food delivery and questionable listings all sometimes remind us why buyers have to be aware.

So we’ve put together a list of some of the best posts from the “Expectations Vs Reality” online group showcasing the times folks didn’t get what they expected. So settle in as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.

#1 My Daughter's Birthday Cake From Last Year

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#2 Ordered The Blanket From A Sketchy Seeming Website. They Nailed It!

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#3 The Way We Advertise Our Jack-O-Lantern Pizzas vs. The Way I Like To Make Them For Customers

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Comedy rises and falls on surprise, and nothing surprises more than the gap between what we think will happen and what happens. That is why "What I ordered vs. What I got" pictures are a staple of the internet, especially in the fields of online retailing and quick eats. Basically, these images work because they use one of the oldest devices in comedy, the breaking of expectations.

When you hit "buy now" online, you're buying a promise of a sort. That seductive picture of a flowing gown that will slide like silk, the fast food advertisement with a burger heaped high with inexplicably fresh lettuce, or the sleek device that appears to have been ripped from a sci-fi movie, the entire experience forms a mental picture.

#4 The Birthday Cake My Wife Made For Our Daughter

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#5 This Patch I Ordered Off Amazon

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#6 I Got This Ice Cream Bar From A 7 Eleven Store In Tokyo And It Was Exactly The Same As In Picture. Plus It Was Delicious!

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Comedy, though, runs into disaster when reality knocks on your door and bears no resemblance to the fantasy. That "luxury dress" is made of cheap polyester and fits a kid. The burger is a thin patty hiding in a dismal smear of lettuce. The science-fiction device? A fragile bit of plastic that can't seem to function.

#7 What My Sister Asked For vs. What The Salon Did vs. What My Mom Did After The Salon Disaster

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#8 Beauty Products These Days

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#9 These Things Never Work Out, Do They?

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The joke works because the setup is relatable. Everybody has, at some point, been a victim of the gap between marketing and actuality. That common disappointment is turned into laughter when another person records it. Rather than just commiserating about disappointment, people embrace it by making their bad luck entertainment. This makes the subversion more digestible, it's not just about being disappointed, it's about catching the humor in being disappointed.

#10 Reality Way Better Than Expectation!

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#11 Creepy

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#12 Elsa Cake

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The structure here is almost identical with that of the traditional joke form. The anticipation is the "setup," carefully built with pictures of perfection. The "punchline" is the surprise: a deformed cake, a deformed stuffed animal, or food that looks as if it has been dropped on the floor and then placed on the table. Because the punchline is something that one can view and something that is often enhanced through contrast, it strikes immediately and en masse, no language ability necessary. It's comedy in its most universal sense.

#13 Merry Christmas Everyone!

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#14 I'm Seriously Impressed By This Frozen Pizza

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#15 Husband Tried To Make A Dolphin For My Cocktail. It's The Cutest Eel I've Ever Seen

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A second way these expectation mismatch posts succeed is through their built-in sincerity. Advertising relies on deception, on exactly choreographed images designed to persuade. "What I got" photos take that away, exposing the rough, disappointing, and hilariously imperfect reality. It's a raw moment in a world of presentation sheen, and truth, when it defies artifice, has always been fertile ground for comedy.

#16 The Top Is Pottery That My Mom Got In Germany, The Bottom Is My Attempt To Make It In My Ceramics Class ://

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#17 Some Boots From Amazon

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#18 What My Mother Ordered vs. What She Got

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There is also a thread of resolve here. Laughter instead of pouting over frustration, and in doing so, reclaiming some control in a situation that otherwise is helpless. You might not be able to return that ugly dress or refund your miserable burger, but you can at least garner some likes, chuckles, and solidarity online.

#19 Tasty Cheese

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#20 My Friend Bought This Costume Online And I’ve Been Laughing All Day

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#21 These Sly, Sly Bastards

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"What I ordered vs. What I got" works because it universalizes one of the lesser tragedies of life and makes it funny. There's humor in the shock, the surprise no one expects, and there are few surprises more reliable than expecting beauty and receiving anarchy instead. And by embracing difference, the internet has provided us with a kind of humor that's not just actual but long-lasting, since disappointment will always find ways to seep into our lives, and the best way to handle it is usually to laugh.

#22 Cute Little Aldi Ice Cream Cones

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#23 Includes A "Private Balcony." Is Just A View Of The Wall Of The Next Building

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#24 I Ordered Bruschetta From My Local Pizza Shop

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#25 My Kid Cried

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#26 Nailed It!

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#27 Glass Mug

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#28 Underwater Scene Puzzle My Kids Got

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#29 Seafood Bowl In Sapporo Japan

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#30 Ordered A Cake For My Father’s Birthday

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#31 I Bought This Bob Ross Chia Pet . . . These Are Not Happy Trees

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#32 My Wife's McDonald's Cone In The Drive Through Last Night

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#33 Shirt I Ordered vs. What I Got

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#34 Alien Balloons

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#35 I Feel Robbed Of My Chocolate

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#36 These Cat Socks

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#37 Minnie Gained Some Weight

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#38 The Mask I Ordered (Left) vs. The Mask I Got (Right)

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#39 Well Then

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#40 Latex Thigh Highs Ordered But Got What Seems Like The Case For Sleeping Bags

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#41 My Aunt Tried To Make A Cake Of Dolly Parton For A Friend

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#42 Found On Twitter

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#43 Started Off Carving Edna Ended Up With E.t

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#44 I Asked For A Sugar Photo Bday Cake. I Got A Horrible Hand Drawing Instead

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#45 The Crystal Mug My Boyfriend Ordered Me For Our Anniversary vs. What We Actually Received

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#46 Are You Kidding Me

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#47 My Wife’s Felting Project

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#48 $60 "Professional" Halloween Makeup. I Asked For The Photo On The Left, With Just A Little Fake Blood. On The Right Is What The Makeup Artist Gave Me

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#49 The Amount Of Carrots Included In My Subscription Meal Kit

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#50 My 1.5 Year Old Demanded The "Pa-Cas" From Her Curious George Book This Morning And I Just So Happened To Have All The Ingredients On Hand

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#51 My Darth Maul Birthday Cake Ate Too Much Cake

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#52 Tried A Mirror Glaze

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#53 My Son Turned 1 Yesterday. This Was The Topper To His Space Themed Cake

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#54 Restaurant’s Charcuterie Board As Advertised vs. What I Got

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#55 This Brownie

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#56 I Ordered A Sausage Roll At My Uni’s Cafe Today

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#57 I Swear I Have Normal Size Hand

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#58 Birthday Cake I Asked For vs. What I Got

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#59 Lady Gaga Doll

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#60 Another Classic "What I Ordered vs. What I Got"!

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#61 Ice Cream Expectation

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#62 I've Been Staring At This Cutie On Fb Marketplace For Weeks

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#63 Giant Teddy Bear

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#64 Room Service At The Hotel I'm Staying At, I Was So Excited Too

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#65 Mildly Disappointed But Very Amused

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#66 I Hope My Father Loves It!

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#67 Made A Unicorn Cake For My Little Cousin

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#68 My Sister’s Nails For A Wedding

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#69 Ordered A Custom Embroidered Sweatshirt Of My Girlfriend’s Cat

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#70 Went To Taco Bill To Try Their New Taco And This Is What I Got Compared To What It's Advertised As

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#71 My Girlfriend Spent $100 To Get Me A White Claw Cake For My Birthday. She Was Less Than Pleased With The Result

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#72 My Husband Warned Me His Gift For Me Wasn't Nearly As Nice As It Looked Online. I Cracked Up When I Opened It And Saw The Crystal Mug(S) So Many Have Been Duped By

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#73 This Is Bad Right ??

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#74 Expectation vs. Reality After A 6-Month Backorder From West Elm

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#75 Daughter Brought An Emoji Marshmallow Lollipop Thing Back From Mexico

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#76 Airport Grilled Cheese

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#77 Thanks Amazon. I Was Going For ‘Boho Chic’, But You Gave Me ‘Tacky Brothel’

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#78 Had No Idea What To Expect. Received Cool Talisman Necklace

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#79 Sourdough Art Fail

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#80 This Mac N Cheese I Ordered For Delivery

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#81 I Was Really Excited When Taco Bell Opened In England

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#82 Gummy Bummer

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#83 I Travelled All This Way Because Of Reddit

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#84 Cinnamonroll Birthday Cake, What I Sent vs. What I Got

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#85 The Shirt I Ordered And The Shirt I Got

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#86 I Mean Idk What I Was Expecting But It Wasn’t This

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#87 I Ordered Some Acoustic Sound Panels. And People Complain About Their Big Macs

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#88 Not Bad

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#89 Burger King Grill Dog Cheddar And Bacon

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#90 My Local Dairy Queen Was Riding The Struggle Bus Last Night

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#91 Arby's Never Fails.... To Disappoint

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#92 Arby's Bacon Beef 'N Cheddar

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#93 Daughter Wanted A Homemade “Little Mermaid” Cake. I Tried Really Hard

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#94 When You Order Clothes On Amazon

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#95 Thanks Panera 🙏 I Really Enjoyed My Granola & Paper Thin Strawberries

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#96 I’m Done With Whole Foods Brand Pizza

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#97 A $7 Sandwich From Starbucks

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#98 The Wedding Cake We Ordered vs. The Cake We Picked Up

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#99 The Chicken Fried Rice I Ordered vs. The One I Got. (Only One Piece Of Chicken)

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#100 My Lunch For Night Shift

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#101 Ordered From Zippo.com - Meant To Be A Gift

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#102 Definitely The Funniest Failed Etsy Purchase I’ve Ever Received

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#103 Close Enough

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#104 Taken From Twitter "(Got Me) Looking Like A Gay Priest"

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#105 But Think Of All The Snacks You Can Hide In There

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#106 I Mean They Are Good, But My GF Is Worried

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#107 On Our Honeymoon In Hallstatt Austria

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#108 Cheez-It Italian Four Cheese Pizza

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#109 I Got AirPods With My New iPhone 8??? Oh Wait

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