Sometimes an item or experience is so good or so truly terrible that we feel compelled to sit down and pen a description of what it was like, something to immortalize this incident. Commonly enough, these end up being reviews. And some, as it turns out, are seriously more creative than others.
We’ve gathered some hilarious, creative and unhinged examples of times netizens found comedy gold in the review section. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.
#1 Funniest Food Review Ever
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#2 Came Across This Funny Review When Looking For Bear Spray
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#3 Fat Husband
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Online reviews are the wild west of human opinion, no sheriffs, no codes, just five-star love letters and one-star gunfights for individuals and products that frankly do not require them. There is somewhere in the world where a restaurant lost two stars because "the waiter looked like my ex-boyfriend," and a gas station has a five-star rating for "having vibes." Vibes! Not sanitation, not fuel quality, just vibes.
The issue is, when you provide individuals with a blank text space and the ability to rate something one through five, all logic takes a holiday. A fantastic fine hotel can be dismantled in a one-star polemic because "the free soap was too free, made me feel cheap."
#4 This Is Genius
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#5 Shout Out To My Man Henry
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#6 This Amazon Review
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While a ratty fast-food place with dim lighting and a raccoon clan in the dining area gets five stars because "the fries were crisp and Janet at the counter smiled once." And don't miss the blockbuster books that some critics pen. You've come by to see if the toaster works, but you're reading instead a 1,200-word essay on how the critic's marriage ended during vacation in 2017 and somehow the toaster is implicated.
#7 Throwback To This Iconic Review And Yes, Humor Is Subjective
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#8 Help Them Achieve Immortality?
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#9 Cursed Review
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And then there are the people who clearly have no idea what reviews are. A review of a museum: "One star didn't go inside." A review of a coffee shop: "Four stars, haven't tried the coffee yet." That's rating a book you never opened or Yelp feedback for your neighbor's dog for barking once.
#10 The Funny Part Is That 70 People Found It Helpful
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#11 I Live A Block Away From A Golf Course And Love When This Opportunity Presents Itself
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#12 He Gave 5 Star Review To A Police Station
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Of course, the truly insane reviews are where people let loose years of unresolved emotional baggage on a product. A lawn chair isn't just a lawn chair, it's a symbol of betrayal, because "I sat in it, and my uncle never loved me." A blender isn't just a blender, it's a bad guy, because "it reminded me of the sound my mom made when she chewed ice in 1994."
#13 $1500 Swiss Army Knife, Reviews Are The Best
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#14 I Never Knew That I Wanted One Of These… Until Now
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#15 Four People Found It Helpful
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But that's the beauty of reviews on the internet. They're not reviews; they're glimpses into the horribly complicated inner lives of strangers. Sure, now and then you learn whether the tacos are good or not, but more often than not you learn that Barbara from Wisconsin has very strong feelings about how ketchup packets are dispensed.
#16 Found This Comfy Little Idiot In A 1-Star Review For Rubber Snakes
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#17 Botanical Bliss
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#18 The Satire
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And finally, maybe that's the reason we love them. They're not reliable, they're not fair, but they're unvarnished, raw humanity. Online reviews are proof that if given the freedom to rate anything, individuals will rate everything, common sense optional, drama guaranteed.
#19 This Is Absolutely Hilarious
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#20 Interesting Home Depot Review
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#21 Dawn Reviews Her Son On A Loft Bed Listing
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#22 Roller Blade Amazon Review. They’re Not Safe For Your Wives, Guys. Be Careful Out There
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#23 This Made Me Laugh. I Feel That
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#24 The Review Was So Wild That You Had To Share It. It's Such A Shame That The Person Disabled The Comments
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#25 Letting Someone In On Your Protein Is Crazy
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#26 This One Is Fantastic
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#27 Costco Gas Station
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#28 A Review For Edinburgh Zoo
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#29 Parenting Tips In An Amazon Review For A Penguin Mask
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#30 This Is The Funniest Review For A Wing Joint Ever
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#31 Changed Their Review Because… Oh
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#32 Boiled Toucan
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#33 I Hate Yellow
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#34 Use With Caution
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#35 I Laughed So Hard
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#36 I Think He Misread It A Little
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#37 This Amazon Review For Trash Bags
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#38 This Review For A Cheap Vodka Teleportation Device
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#39 Totally Agree. Should’ve Just Built A New Castle From Scratch
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#40 A One Star Review For A Place That Hasn't Even Opened Yet
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#41 A Glowing Review Of A Bakery
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#42 While Donating Plasma I Decided To Read The Reviews Of The Facility. Good To Know My Plasma Is Going To Satanic Rituals
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#43 Signed "The Sympathetic Bandits"
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#44 Had You Considered Writing A Book About Leahy That Doesn't Focus On Him?
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#45 Man I Wish
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#46 Another Review On The Statue Of Liberty
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#47 "Too Many Animal"
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#48 Police Station Review
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#49 A Review On A Vegan Bakery
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#50 This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard
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