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The Guardian - UK
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James Walsh and Guardian readers

10 underwhelming things you got for Valentine's Day

I don’t think she’ll notice.
I don’t think she’ll notice. Photograph: meg138/GuardianWitness

Thank goodness that’s over for another year.

We asked our readers to share their underwhelming Valentine’s Day experiences with us, because what is love if not the ability to take solace in the banality of existence? And how they responded, from half-hearted flowers to the romance of being at a car boot sale in Shacklewell.

Here are 10 of the most disappointing gifts you received this year.

1) Tat

2) A doctored card

3) A broken leg

4) Chickenpox


For my Wife's Valentine I have given her a brilliant dose of Chickenpox! How the two of us got to our 40s without getting it before is beyond me but now the two of us are all spotty.

Apparently "My Little Biohazard" isn't an appropriate term of endearment! Who would have known?

5) A chain pub dinner

Only the finest Wetherspoons will do for Valentine's Day.

6) Coffee for one

7) A hotel cookie

Working abroad in the US and have no valentines, but I do have a terrible cookie from the hotel to keep me company. Must be love.

8) A leftover Christmas chocolate

9) A terrifying bear of love

Checking through the medicine cupboard NOW!

10) The gift of your own company

Dinner in the best company

Did you get anything notably terrible for Valentine’s Day? Let us know in the comments thread below

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