Hello, hornbags! If you’ve clicked into this yarn, you’re looking for one thing, and one thing only — a sex toy guaranteed to give you (or a partner) a good time.
And the timing couldn’t be more fitting. July 31st marks National Orgasm Day, a day that celebrates all things sex, pleasure and exploration. However, research from Lovehoney has revealed that there’s an orgasm gap between Aussie men and women. 60 per cent of women admit to having faked an orgasm at least once, while 78 per cent of men say they’ve never faked it.
Men are mazzin’ far more than women, too. While 32 per cent of men masturbate multiple times a week, only 9 per cent of women do the same. Ladies, we’ve got work to do! And that starts with finding a new sex toy that’ll get your libido’s motor running.
To help women reach their final destination: orgasm city, Lovehoney is offering up to 50 per cent off over one thousand sex toys and accessories with discount code ‘THEBIGO’. If you’ve been on the hunt for a new vibrator, take this as your opportunity to nab a bargain.
Lelo is another sexual wellness brand getting in on the National Orgasm Day festivities. You horn dogs can save up to 40 per cent off a select range of their best-selling products, plus a free toy with purchases above $199 USD.
While Lovehoney’s and Lelo’s sales are a vibe, we’ve also included a few other top-tier toys from across the internet. Consider this your orgasm day shopping guide, no matter the brand.
Here’s to a not-so-silent night!
The 20 Best Sex Toys For An (Almost) Guaranteed Orgasm
Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator
Bold of us to start with such a big best-seller, but you know what? Go big or go home. The Womanizer x Lovehoney InsideOut G-Spot and Clitoral Stimulator is a dual vibrator that buzzes in all the right places.
Image: Lovehoney.
Normal X Hannah Fergusson Plum
If you struggle to orgasm, this g-spot and clitoral vibrator is about to change your life. Our E-Commerce editor reviewed her and said it was the speediest (and best) mazz sesh of her life.
Image: Normal
Moments Vibin’ Vibrator
The good folks over at Moments condoms make some pretty cute (and affordable) sex toys, including this little palm vibrator. It’s small, but it’s mighty.
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Normal Darcy
Normal’s Darcy is g-spot vibrator that hits just right. The curved bulb and long, sloping arm can also be used on other erogenous zones during foreplay.
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Lovehoney Sensation Play Bondage Kit
In the words of RiRi, chains and whips excite us, and if you’re in the same boat, this bondage kit from Lovehoney is a damn good gift idea.
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We-Vibe Sync 2
This would be our recommendation for a not-so-silent night. The We-Vibe Sync 2 is one of the best couples’ vibrators you can get your mitts on. Plus, it comes with a remote control, so it’s twice as fun!
Image: Wild Secrets.
Harper Touch
If you’re after something a little more subtle in the bedroom, the Harper Touch is the one for you. It was designed to be run all over the body to discover the erogenous zones and turn your orgasm up to a 10.
By Rosewell Pair
Rosewell’s Pair is a deliciously good twin-tip vibrator that anyone with a vulva will absolutely love.
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Womanizer Vibe
The Vibe is Womanizer’s first vibrator, and apparently, it’s whisper-quiet. It features a three-button interface with 10 intensity levels and three autopilot modes to help you find your perfect rhythm.
Image: Lovehoney.
Vush Majesty 2
Vush’s Majesty 2 wand vibrator is the perfect beginner sex toy if you’re after something non-intimidating.
Le Wand Rechargeable Massager
If you like them big and chunky, this massaging wand vibrator will get you going for sure.
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Dame Eva Couples Vibrator
If you’ve never seen a vibrator like the Dame Eva Couples Vibrator, then allow us to blow your mind. This was designed to be used alongside penetrative sex. With flexible wings that tuck under the labia, it politely sits on top, so you can have clitoral stimulation during sex. Gamechanger!
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Normal Kink Kit
If bondage is your thing, the Abbie Chatfield x Normal kink kit is a spicy way to get all tied up in the bedroom. It comes equipped with a silk-lined padded blindfold, padded cuffs, crop and tassel, and a kink menu to keep things interesting.
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Satisfyer Pro 2
It’s all in the name. The Satisfyer Pro 2 uses air pulse technology to mimic oral sex and give you a mind blowing orgasm.
Image: The Iconic.
Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit (11 Piece)
Planning a wild weekend away? Kit yourself or your lover out with Lovehoney’s 11-piece Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit. If you like to get kinky, you’ll love this.
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Lovehoney Desire Luxury Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator
Everyone needs a bullet vibrator in their life. It’s the perfect first toy. Small, unintimidating, and can easily be thrown in your bag for any overnight rendezvous.
Image: Lovehoney.
BRUXA Bedside Ritual Set
Looking for some luxe lube to turn your mazz sesh into a self-care ritual? BRUXA is a new Australian brand that’s wanting to put intimacy back into pleasure. This Bedside Ritual Set offers the best of both worlds: a water-based lube and an oil-based lube.
LELO F1S V3
For all those wielding a penis, we’ve got the LELO F1S V3. It’s a penis sleeve that’ll rub one out better than your right (or left) hand ever could.
Girls Get Off Tiff
And finally, we’ve got Girls Get Off’s best-seller, the Tiff vibrator. It’s both an internal and external vibrator that damn delivers. If the double-up isn’t for you, you could always try GGO’s Missy, one of our writers reviewed her and swears she saw the face of God.
Lelo Tor 3
The Lelo Tor 3 is another one for couples to get around. This vibrating cock ring syncs to the Lelo app for custom vibration options, and stimulates both parties while you have a field day riding. Giddy up.
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Not done with your sexscapade? These couples toys (for any gender) will leave you buzzing.
Image Credit: Girls Get Off
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