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10 best funny Valentine's Day cards for 2020 from Scribbler, Thortful and more

Looking for the perfect, funny card to remind your love how much you mean to them? Well, you're not alone. With Valentine's Day fast approaching on the 14th of February, it's time to start thinking about a card.

It's the thought that counts, even if you aren't planning on going all out for the occasion, a card with some meaningful words inside is always a nice touch to receive from someone you love.

Online retailers are making the most of these special moments; allowing you to pick and personalise cards that will not only make them laugh, smile or cry, (happy tears) but for an affordable price including delivery straight to the lucky recipient.

If you're still stuck for inspiration, we've listed ten of the funniest below.

Best funny Valentine's Day cards for 2020

1. Let's Go To Maccy D's

Let's Go To Maccy D's (Scribbler)

Sometimes, it's the little things that matter most - like impromptu trips to McDonalds of course.

If you've found the other half of your cheeseburger and there's no one else you'd rather drive to get fries with at midnight, this is the perfect card.

Price: £3.20, Scribbler - buy here now

2. AK Giftshop Happy Valentine's Day Dickhead

AK Giftshop Happy Valentine's Day Dickhead (Amazon)

They might be a bit of a dickhead, but at least they're your dickhead.

This is a great card to present to the most annoying, love of your life.

Price: £3.25, Amazon - buy here now

3. Couples That S**t Together

Couples That S**t Together (Thortful)

It's true, if you can endure a smelly bathroom trip with your favourite half, it's probably forever.

It may annoy you, but you wouldn't have it any other way. After all, who else is going to put up with your intrusive poo breaks during their bath?

Price: £3.29, Thortful - buy here now

4. Wanna Netflix And Fall Asleep By 9PM?

Wanna Netflix And Fall Asleep By 9PM? (Scribbler)

We all do it. The plan is to Netflix it up all night, when in reality you can only make it to episode 2 of a 14 episode season.

For you partner in life and in Netflix, this is a great option.

Price: £3.20, Scribbler - buy here now

5. Not Bored Yet

Not Bored Yet (Ohh deer)

If you've been together for a little while, this is bound to make you both giggle.

Show your number one love that you aren't bored of them, not just yet anyway.

Price: £2.75, Ohh Deer - buy here now

6. Farting Card

Farting Card (Not on the high street)

All those many moons ago, when you'd risk a stomach pain if it mean not farting in front of your significant other. Now look at you both, aw love.

Price: £3.45, Not on the High Street - buy here now

7. Not In A Creepy Way

Not In A Creepy Way (Scribbler)

From the hit Netflix series 'You' is this funny card featuring everyone's favourite creep - Joe Goldberg, I mean we think that's his name.

For the person you love to be a complete creep for, this is a great gift.

Price: £3.20, Scribbler - buy here now

8. Ain't No Walls Between Us

Ain't No Walls Between Us (Thortful)

From everyone's favourite creep, to everyone's well, not so favourite.

This tongue in cheek, humorous card is perfect for your partner if they have a witty and sometimes dark sense of humour.

Price: £3.29, Thortful - buy here now

9. You Are My Most Favourite Ginger

You Are My Most Favourite Ginger (Amazon)

Let your favourite ginger know that they are loved, forever and evr and ever.

Spread the ginger love this Valentine's Day.

Price: £2.99, Amazon - buy here now

10. Will You Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Valentine (Scribbler)

This card is a great option for those who'd like to personalise their card a little. Especially if you're married, because let's face it - you have a Valentine for life now, it's no longer optional.

Pop a photo of yourself and your spouse in the middle to make it extra special.

Price: £3.40, Scribbler - buy here now

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