Thursday has come around again, and it’s time to find out whether you’re sharp, alert and on top of the news – or still staring into the coffee of mystery wondering what on earth happened this week. Fifteen questions on the week’s headlines, pop culture and general knowledge await. There are no prizes, but we always love hearing how you got on in the comments. Allons-y!
The Thursday news quiz, No 233
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Italy has been agog after it turned out the restoration of a painting in the Basilica of St Lawrence in Lucina (not pictured, that is a different church) has left it with a cherub looking uncannily like …
Silvio Berlusconi
Totò Schillaci
Sophia Loren
Giorgia Meloni
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The Greens have selected Hannah Spencer to run in the Gorton and Denton byelection. What is her trade?
Electrician
Carpenter
Plumber
Toolmaker
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A record harvest has sparked a mass giveaway of what in Berlin?
Potatoes
Turnips
Carrots
Feral hogs
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Talking of record harvests – see what we did there? – who became the most-awarded rapper in Grammy history at the weekend?
Pharrell Williams
Kanye West
Eminem
Kendrick Lamar
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Historical art boffins (the correct technical term) have decided that the famous Hever 'Rose' portrait of Anne Boleyn (not pictured, that's her husband) was posed very specifically to debunk a specific claim about her. It shows that …
Anne did not have a birthmark on her neck
Anne did not have six fingers on one hand
Anne did not have a squint
Anne did not have a Leyton Orient tattoo
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The mayor of Greenland’s capital, Nuuk, got a bit huffy after someone tried to raise a US flag there. Who?
An Italian YouTuber
A Canadian prankster
A German comedian
Donald Trump Jr
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This week's guest canine is Reggie again, because the Thursday quiz keeps approaching him and his owner forgetting that they've already met. The restraining order is probably in the post. He wants to know who has been cast as Joni Mitchell in a forthcoming biopic of the singer-songwriter directed by Cameron Crowe.
Meryl Streep
Cate Blanchett
Glenn Close
Rosy McEwen
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The Spanish figure skater Tomàs-Llorenç Guarino Sabaté had a last-minute panic after a copyright dispute threatened to block him from using music from which franchise at the Winter Olympics?
Shrek
Star Wars
The Minions
Frozen
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What is the name of the cartoon lump of coal, complete with giant eyes and yellow mining garb, being used by the Trump administration to promote fossil fuel exploitation?
Coalbert
Coalie
Coalbonella
Derek
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The Marsh Family, Billy Bragg and Bruce Springsteen (pictured) have all released recent protest songs about the Trump administration's actions in Minnesota. What is Springsteen's song called?
Streets of Minneapolis
Darkness on the Edge of Minneapolis
Born to Minneapolis
Minneapolis Freeze-Out
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Who (pictured) won the women's singles at the Australian Open tennis?
Perpugilliam Brown
Aryna Sabalenka
Iga Świątek
Elena Rybakina
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Which of these pop goddesses is special guest in The Muppet Show 50th anniversary special?
Katy Perry
Sabrina Carpenter
Lady Gaga
Christina Aguilera
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Here is Fuecoco at Blackfriars station in London. Tell him where the first Pokémon theme park has opened …
Osaka
Kyoto
Sapporo
Tokyo
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What weird thing happened at the tomb of the philosopher David Hume at a historic cemetery in Edinburgh (not pictured)?
A family of hedgehogs moved in
Somebody left a bowl of bananas outside it
It was daubed with apparent occult symbols
Someone left handwritten philosophical questions on Post-it notes
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And finally, in the spirit of the illustration, which word did Donald Trump invent?
Cofveve
Covfefe
Cofvefe
Covfeve
Solutions
1:D - Meloni responded on social media: 'No, I definitely do not look like an angel' and added a laughing emoji, 2:C - She is also a local councillor, 3:A - Named the Kartoffel-Flut or potato flood after the highest yield in 25 years, the bumper crop has inspired one farmer to organise potato dumps at various locations in Berlin, with appeals going out around the German capital for people to come and pick them up for free, 4:D - He now has 27 of the things, eclipsing Jay-Z, 5:B - The claim was associated with witchcraft, and designed to delegitimise her daughter Elizabeth I, 6:C - You can insert your own punchline, 7:A - That's what the reports say …, 8:C - It does sound like the rights holders might have been doing everybody else a favour, 9:B - The Thursday quiz will sit this one out, 10:A - The single went straight to No 1 in the US, 11:D - She beat Aryna Sabalenka in the final, 12:B - It was Sabrina. Seth Rogen - also executive producer – and Maya Rudolph also got their fizzogs in on the act, 13:D - PokéPark Kanto is a walkable forest with more than 600 Pokémon in it, and the Thursday quiz wants to go, 14:C - Eeeeesh!, 15:B - Six minutes after midnight on 31 May 2017, Trump tweeted 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe' and the rest is internet history
Scores
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0 and above.
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