2 stars Cambridge Corn Exchange

The hours must have dragged for you, cocktail fans. Assorted things have kept me from you. I spent all Monday becoming a muse for a v talented and adorable designer called Osman Yousefzada, a process which mainly involved me trying on all his lovely, lovely frocks, and then making him…

Ever since I began my career in journalism as Uncle Tom, editor of Uncle Tom's Corner, and organiser of Uncle Tom's Brigade, which was nowhere near as neo-fascist as it sounds, I've had good reason to hate meetings.