1. Someone calls your name and you accidentally answer 'Yma!'

2. You tell people you'll meet them now in a minute
3.You start and end sentences with 'oreit?'
4. Your call your local shop owner Dai Shop

5. 'Year', 'ear', and 'here' all sound the same when you say them
6. You think it's OK to sing on the bus
7. And you thank the drive when you get off

8. You think Twin Town is the best film ever
9. You dress for all weathers when you go out
10. You describe lunch as dinner
11. And dinner as tea
12. And call these daps

13. You say the word 'to' after 'where'. And 'by' before 'here'
14. You call this a 'tuthbrush'
15. You don't order rice. You order 'half and half'
16. You start all explanations with 'What it is'
17. You call people 'mun'
18. And your butt is not what you sit on
19. You don't get cross, you get tampin'
20. You go nuts when Tom Jones comes on in a club
21. And cry when you hear Hen Wlad fy Nhadau

22. You call this Tescos

23. When you're on holiday you check the weather back home
24. Walking around with one of these pinned to your chest does not sound weird
25. You cheer when you see this
