Nobody does it better; makes me feel sad for the rest.
Carly Simon's 1977 smash hit song may have been penned for a Bond film, but the lyrics ring very true for the people of Kilmarnock and their annual Killieween tradition.
Halloween on a Friday is just better — and the rest of the world secretly knows that's the case.
And since Killieween took place yesterday, Kilmarnock Standard readers have been showing off their creative costumes.
From a vintage Posh and Becks to a cheeky wee Joker, young ones have gone all out for Halloween this year.
Here's a selection of the frighteningly good fancy dress outfits that readers sent in.
Genie from Aladdin
Josh Lusk, seven, looked absolutely magic with this effort.
Edward Scissorhands
Billy, seven, and Jacob Bradley, nine, were cutting it fine with this classic outfit.
Barbie
Harper, aged four, was thinking inside the box for this cracker.
Joker from The Dark Knight
Why is Summer Robertson, two, looking so serious? We won't be messing with her!
Posh and Becks
An absolutely astonishing throwback to the ultimate 90s celebrity couple, Blaire and Blake Parker have gone above and beyond here to be Kilmarnock's very own Posh and Becks.
Arcade machine
Taylor Bell, five, certainly picked a smashing outfit here as he's living the dream inside his very own grabber machine.
Chef skeleton
Not sure we'd eat anything the chef skeleton made for us - even though we love a rogan josh - but Josh, seven, can make a costume for us anytime.
To see all of the Kilmarnock Standard readers' amazing costumes visit our Facebook page. If you live in East Ayrshire and want to submit your own photo, follow the details in our post.
For the latest news and breaking news visit our website.
Get all the big headlines, pictures, analysis, opinion and video on the stories that matter to you.
You can also download the Ayrshire Live app for FREE now.
We're also on Facebook – your must-see news, features and pictures throughout the day from Ayrshire Live.
Don't miss the latest Ayrshire headlines – sign up to our free daily newsletter here
