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Justin Quinn

Report: After collapse of Minnesota Timberwolves sale, Alex Rodriguez, Marc Lore to buy Boston Celtics in surprise move

In a shocking turn of events, the ownership group helmed by Alex Rodriguez and Marc Lore is in advanced talks to buy the Boston Celtics after the collapse of the Minnesota Timberwolves sale according to man, you really did not check today’s date before you started reading, did you? In what world would Wyc Grousbeck, Steve Pagliuca, and the rest of the Celtics’ ownership group even think about selling their team in the thick of its pursuit of the 2024 NBA title?

We have to admit, we’re probably getting stumped by something ourselves given it is April Fools’ Day, with so many good, sneaky stunts being pulled by people who are more creative and have bigger brains than we do.

But we hope we got you good over your morning coffee or whenever you actually read this — and be sure to check the sources of anything even half as outlandish as this “report” was in the end.

Good luck! And just in case you STILL have not got it, this post is satire. Have a great day.

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